unhealthy you say? the apple i ate when i was 7 years old begs to differ
when i’m trying to get attention from my crush but he doesn’t give a shit
Big Bang theory followed by two and a half men? What a perfect night of turning the tv off.
Dearly bruhloved we are swaggered here today to join these two bros in holy matrihomie.
This deadass the funniest tweet ever.
BLESS THIS FUCKING CHILD OMG
shut the fuck up Fox News
when the red light just turns green and somebody is already beepin at you
Samuel L Pooch
Steven Spielberg behind the scenes of Jurassic Park (1993)
yeah steven looks almost human here
getting annoyed after illegally downloading music when it turns out to be bad quality
Saw this dog for adoption, he’s obviously been practicing for visitors
like the earth pulling on the moon
and the moon pulling on the tide,
his lips gravitate