conscious ways

canadumb:

ur lying if u say u have never danced in the moonlight with all your witch sisters and made a blood sacrifice to our lord satan

blankbabe:

we are the last generation whose baby photos weren’t taken on phones

tastefullyoffensive:

[nycgamer]

heros-of-the-bluebox:

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do

pulpfanfiction:

nayx:

Print it.  Fuck it.

am i supposed to laugh at “print it. fuck it.” or the fact that the dude is the fucking same guy as the little advertisement in the same position im so confused

pulpfanfiction:

nayx:

Print it.  Fuck it.

am i supposed to laugh at “print it. fuck it.” or the fact that the dude is the fucking same guy as the little advertisement in the same position im so confused

canadianslut:

mrvvorldwide:

The best headline I’ve ever seen

bye

canadianslut:

mrvvorldwide:

The best headline I’ve ever seen

bye

taco-bell-rey:

If you listen closely you can actually hear Mariah Carey’s career being resurrected as Christmas nears

queenchrissycumberbatch:

my friendship comes in 3 levels:

1) sass 

2) insults

3) inappropriate sexual humor. 

disarms:

blazin??? more like prayzin stay in church

clamjob:

landorus:

*iggy azalea wink with both eyes*

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